Contents

• As a kid I was the youngest
• Do you know what a twerp is?
• Here is a lesson in creative writing
• I’m going to tell you some news
• Okay, now let’s have some fun
• I have been called a Luddite
• I turned eighty-two on November 11
• Do you know what a humanist is?
• Do unto others
• A sappy woman from Ypsilanti
• Now then, I have some good news
• I used to be the owner and manager of an automobile dealership
• Requiem